Sekcja 1fun

baby - aby -- create new process from two parents
c - genericised soft drink generator (ie coffee, coke etc)
celibacy - elibacy -- don’t have sex
condom - protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
date - get and print a date
echo - echo arguments
egrope - massage a file for a while
fgrope - massage a file for a while
flame - lame -- reply to Usenet News posting automatically
flog - log -- speed up a process
gong - evaluate process performance
grope - massage a file for a while
lart - use a lart to adjust lusers’ attitudes
party - set OS responses mode
rescrog - escrog -- change something, make it different
rm - remove files
rtfm - a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
slave - a semi-interactive interactive command for the dirty work
sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you’re using. Contraction of “system” and “administrator"
think - you don’t have to think, the computer can think for you
tm - meditate
uubp - Unix-to-Unix beer protocol
whack - mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer
xkill - kill processes or users, including Usenet posters.
xlart - interactive X interface to rlart(1)