Sekcja 1fun
- baby - aby -- create new process from two parents
- c - genericised soft drink generator (ie coffee, coke etc)
- celibacy - elibacy -- don’t have sex
- condom - protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
- date - get and print a date
- echo - echo arguments
- egrope - massage a file for a while
- fgrope - massage a file for a while
- flame - lame -- reply to Usenet News posting automatically
- flog - log -- speed up a process
- gong - evaluate process performance
- grope - massage a file for a while
- lart - use a lart to adjust lusers’ attitudes
- party - set OS responses mode
- rescrog - escrog -- change something, make it different
- rm - remove files
- rtfm - a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
- slave - a semi-interactive interactive command for the dirty work
- sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you’re using. Contraction of “system” and “administrator"
- think - you don’t have to think, the computer can think for you
- tm - meditate
- uubp - Unix-to-Unix beer protocol
- whack - mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer
- xkill - kill processes or users, including Usenet posters.
- xlart - interactive X interface to rlart(1)